Me: So can I take a picture of you every day while you are growing this December beard?
The Boy: I guess. Although that seems like a weird way to take advantage of my beard-off.
Me: But it is going to be awesome, I'll have my own Santa Claus in the house.
The Boy: Santa Claus has a white beard.
Me: He wasn't always old ya know. He had to be young once.
The Boy: Bah, you saw the cartoon, his hair and beard were red.
Me: Your beard has some red in it.
The Boy: Nope has to be all red.
Me: Red or nothing?
The Boy: Nope, red or you're a pirate.
Me: No in-between.
The Boy: None.
A Candid Puzzle
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